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1.
A twat from the City of Rome
"Yes, I know Aldo, we met in Milan. A right Twatticus".
by Juan Yerarsekicked December 30, 2010
 
2.
A person, being or creature, known to act like an item of the female genitalia, living in a year prior to the 18th century.
"Oh, dear. It appears that Mary has burned many more Catholics. What shalt we do, Arthur?"
"I suggest we throw that Fucking twatticus into a lake, see how she likes it"
by King Horace IV May 27, 2013