twat

1)
slang for female genitalia

2)
a retarded colleague who thinks that a twat is a pregnant fish

"She is such a twat, how can anyone be such a twat?!"

by cripple July 30, 2004

twat

A British vagina usually served with a side of crisps and mushy peas.

mmm, mmm, mmm. Love me some twat.

by Tumadre le gusta el pene July 9, 2009

twatful

piss poor, useless, rubbish, acting like a twat. Generally restricted to blokes but I have heard it used by women against blokes

That was twatful behaviour. Burnsy, you were being twatful

by bu66ly October 29, 2008

TWATS

Members of The Woolwich Arsenal Travellers Society

A lot of Arsenal fans were outside Stamford Bridge the other day. In other words, a lot of TWATS were there.

by Goonbater June 19, 2020

twatted

To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs

"I was so twatted last night"

by Leanne April 2, 2005

Twat

An acronym for "The Woman's Awesome Thing"

I was in class the other day talking about the vag but I couldn't say TWAT in front of the teacher so I instead said "The Woman's Awesome Thing"...

by Berry November 24, 2003

twats

1. Defined as a plural noun for a group of imbeciles, cretins, idiots, fucktards, morons, Bedfordians etc. Any group of people of a generally fuck-witted nature.

2. Pussii (from the plural of pussys, which is a bit of an ugly word)

3. Anyone predisposed in a western, liberal democracy (presuming of course, that the majority is always correct?). To vote for anyone on the basis of anything they are 'informed of' by the media/text message from their mate (a big brother watcher!).

"Look at those bufoniform weirdos, what a bunch of twats"...said by a train passenger when approaching Bedford (England) train station.

got offered a twosome last night by the missus, problem was she invited her mate from Bedford so I had to turn it down due to one half of it being beastiality...Shame would have been a nice "twat fest" otherwise.

"I voted for Tony Blair"!

by STePPeNWoLFe September 19, 2006