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Twatopher 

A small, egotistical person of the male persuasion, named Christopher. Generally believes he is the best, simply amazing - the pinnacle of human perfection.

Except, he isn't.
"What's up with you dude?"
"Oh nothing, just my bro being his usual self"
"Ahh, he being a right Twatopher again?"
"Yup!"
Twatopher by Fr1endGriefer January 15, 2012
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twatcopter 

The act of making a "raspberry" sound with one's mouth, while it is between a pair of labia. The vaginal equivalent of the "motorboat".
"Her baloney flaps were so large, I couldn't help planting my face in there and doin' the twatcopter." or "It's a lot harder to pull off a resonant twatcopter if she's got a 70's porno bush."
twatcopter by WordTournament May 4, 2009

Twatchers 

is a person that waits for you to tweet something , then talks about what you tweet in they're next tweet (subtweet) ..
" DAMN ! I am too cute today . Wearin my cute heels & this tight dress :) "

" she know good & well she aint cute "
*the last person was a Twatchers*
Twatchers by to RAW for you August 4, 2011

twatcher 

A twatcher is someone who just reads other peoples twitter feeds and doesn't contribute anything of their own to the conversation--a twitter voyeur. A twatcher may or may not have a twitter account of their own.
Sarah: Did you see that textsfromlastnight Kyle tweeted last night. Haha, two guys.
Becky: You're not on twitter, how did you see that?
Sarah: Umm, it's called an RSS feed.
Becky: Girl, you are such a twatcher!
Sarah: I don't like using at signs and you know that!
twatcher by topherjaynes February 25, 2010

twatophile 

A person considered as a bit of a general twat, but also likes younger girls, making him even more of a twat.
I can't believe that George likes that year nine. He's such a twatophile.
twatophile by youloveitsir July 6, 2010

Twatcher 

Someone that secretly watches a woman masturbate. A specialized pervert.
Karen, I drove by your house last night and there was a twatcher outside your window watching you destroy your genitals.
Twatcher by Off Grid Dave September 8, 2019

Twatmosphere 

The mood or tone felt when a Tory enters the room.
- Boris Johnson entered the chamber, and immediately the twatmosphere was felt by all.
- Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss co-chaired the meeting, emitting a twatmosphere of cruelty and guile.
Twatmosphere by Tall Dwarf Society September 4, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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