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1. A worthless human being with little or no value to society. A perpetual fuckup. A person whose only legitimate purpose in life would be to serve as a literal human coaster for some female to rest her twat on.
God damn it Vallorian, stop acting like such an absolute twatcoaster and make yourself useful for once!
by Venezuela August 24, 2008

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