twat mobile 

Derived from the "Bat Mobile" from Batman, used to discribe a piece of shit car, usually covered with stickers and other cheap and nasty modifications and being driven by the local little chav idiot.

"oh look it's fucking twatman in his twat mobile!"

twat mobile by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

Twatmoblie 

also see chavmobile, kev car

an excerpt from the T.V drama "Twatman and Kevin scrounge off the state"

I'm out of cash Kevin, hang on, what date is it?

Holy Giros Twatman its benefits day, we can get some cider and an 8th of skunk.

Quick kevin, to the Twatmoblie.

Twatmoblie by Mrflibble December 22, 2006

tratmobile 

A small vehicle used for transporting Trats to various destinations.

Person 1: "Oh no! There is an injured bird in trouble!"
Person 2: "Quick! To the tratmobile!"

tratmobile by Jas.. June 13, 2008