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4.
sandy tears
After I kicked sand in Trever's face, he began to cry, so i liked his twards away.
by AthenerWeiner June 22, 2010
 
1.
a fatass reefer joint...
damn, i went over to andrew's house and he had a fatass tward rolled up...
by grimpin1 October 08, 2010
 
2.
1. A 'Twilight' fanatic who is being exceedingly annoying. or 2. A Twilight fanatic who happens to be on a long rant about Twilight or anything related to Twilight.
(Sometimes both definitions can be used at once)
I don't want to hear about Edward Cullen, you tward!
by Basil Dealer November 29, 2009
 
3.
One who is obsessed with their twitter.
Lindsay Lohan just tweeted her latest bathroom visit. She is such a tward.
by KennyDigital July 17, 2010
 
5.
When you can't decide whether a person is a twat or a retard
s/he is a serious tward!
by Stu-Wee August 24, 2009
 
6.
A deuche bag who ditches out on his pals, moves to Denver, starts to date an Ice Bitch and moves in with the hoe.
Tyler is a real Tward.
by Chodin February 21, 2005
 
7.
The female version of nard.
To hit someone in the twat. To be twarded.
by Mandie E. October 19, 2006