Twanch

1) Between a twig and a branch
2) A nasty ass hoe, witch, diva, slut
3) A girl that can be described as a hag
4) To shove a hanger into one's vagina in the attempts to abort an unwanted baby

"Rob got me preggers, so I twanched myself:

"God, that bitch is such a twanch, I could kill her"

"Your mom's a twanch"

Twanch by VixenVegasLover February 2, 2010

Twatchling 

Infant version of a bitch twat hybrid.

Why does that fucking cunt have to be such a twatchling?

Twatchling by Mine 88 May 2, 2010

tranch 

(trănch)
n.

1. The all-purpose seasoning of salty language. It can be used to replace any number of off-color terms that sound similar (wench, tramp, trench, ranch, trash, etc.) or where ever a new expression is needed. Slang-salad.

“You naughty little tranch!”

“Look at that tranch slaunching around.”

“Jeezus, I thought that skeevy tranch salesman would never leave.”

“Aww, it smells like tranch in here.”

tranch by beardamabobs October 20, 2018

TWATCHEY 

To be a TWATCHEY you are: Perverted by nature and desperate by choice. Desperate in both wanting friends and wanting hot woman to the point that you would perform such action such as walking around like a dog and fake defecating on the floor for a few laughs. Rejects women for looks but yet wines that no girl likes them and telling others about their romantic lives while they have none of there own. There can be over thousands in the world, and will be most likely copying Ifunny and in the corner of the party or being a dipshit in the center.

"My friend Nick can be a nice guy but sometimes hes such a TWATCHEY when hes around other people!"

TWATCHEY by Nick Stearns December 17, 2014

Twankhole

Slang: Twat+Wanker+Asshole=Twankhole
Someone who doesn't use common sense. A person lacking morals and respect for others. A person who has no concept of action and reaction. Someone who takes no accountability for their actions. A bully! One who chooses be a piece of crap. A selfish person who loves to hurt others. A person who is much bigger of an asshole! Past tense proper noun describing the inside and previously unknown part of a Twinkie. LOL

Kudos to Julie Roof for teaching me this word!!

I can't believe that twankhole didn't pay attention to the traffic more than he did his cell phone.

That twankhole has no common sense when it comes to driving, talking and walking!

Twankhole by Rinne February 11, 2013

Twatching 

Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.

People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.

Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.

“No, I’m not going to watch the Academy Awards, because when they’re not boring me with their cheesy numbers, they’re pissing me off with their criminally idiotic Oscar choices. But I’ll be twatching every minute, from the red carpet on.”

Twatching by jacandy December 19, 2019

twarch 

the motion of twisting your body either to the left or to the right, while arching your back.

Damn I didn't know that there was a twarch in the choreography.
That dance move is called a twarch.
JJ can twarch so good because he is LB.

twarch by indeeditzjay August 28, 2008