Twait

A mixture of Twit and Twat. Idiotic vagina.

"Yo man, what's the answer for number 31?"

"Shut your mouth, you fucking twait."

by endmymisery September 18, 2015

Twait

Verb - To confuse condiments with condoms and quickly realize after your annual physical that there is indeed a difference.

Noun - One who twaits.

"Dude, I smell like a ballpark. I must've twaited last night. Well, hopefully those antibiotics work again."

"Please, for the sake of those around you, do not be a twait."

by Rebecca Goldschmidt July 03, 2007

twait

only a man can be called this, preferably
an identical twin. its a slang word that hasnt been around for a while. it relates to drawing the short straw in the DNA gene pool, hence one twin is thicker than the other.

T-thick
W-wanker
A-and
I-`is
T-twin

``that brian is a right twait``

by mark pooh June 30, 2005

Twait-sickle

An extremely annoying person. Such as a crazy ass girlfriend or boyfriend or just plain stupid friend.

"Blah, Blah, Blah......OMG shut the hell up you Twait-sickle"

by Hitchcockian-theory1 October 03, 2011