Twaffel Share definition Flag Female version of a douche bag, douche canoe, douche lord or any derritive of a douche-nozzle. Janet is such a Twaffel, I hope she gets crabs for her birthday. Twaffel by Cunniliguist September 19, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Twaffel mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch