Tv static

A slang term for cum.

"You ever just accidentally shoot some TV static in your mouth?" - Elias
"Why does your shit taste like TV static?" - Cassandra

by Truthfully Shady February 1, 2021

Tv static

The stinging sensation you get in your limbs after sleeping on them or not moving them for a long time

Today I woke up with a tv static arm. it wouldn't stop

by Kajmarez August 25, 2023