At a live Alabama football game, you suckled your actively lactating wife in the stadium – because she needed you to.
"Where'd you guys disappear to for the second quarter?"
"Um, well, Beth had a problem, so I had to drink a Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle."
"Um, well, Beth had a problem, so I had to drink a Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle."
by ObjectivityRach August 4, 2015