Turtlish

Like a turtle; having to do with a turtle

That turtle is so turtlish.
You are so turtlish.

Turtlish by Hobbitesk September 23, 2005

Turdlishous 

The taste of women butt holes...

That girls arse was turdlishous.....

Turdlishous by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

turtlism

A disease where a person sits alone, listening to the sea while studying turtles. They will write many poems about turtles. Write many love songs about turtles. Dress up like turtles. Turtles turtles turtles.

CAUTION! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. THIS.IS.SERIOUS.

If you feel any of these symptons please consult your garden gnome...they will know what to do.

Chav 1:Hey, lets steal that old grannies purse!
Chav 2:Whoaw man, dont mess with that granny, she published poetry about turtles...she well has turtlism.
Chav 1:She well needs help innit.
Chav2:Yeah man, she needs to talk to her garden gnome.

turtlism by the.guy.in.the.turtle.suit. February 23, 2011

Turklish 

Turkish and English spoken together.

'Hello, nasilsin? Very guzel!' 'What yaptin?' 'I'm yirmi dort yil!'

That waiter is speaking Turklish.

Turklish by HCS83 December 21, 2018

Turtlistic 

1) (Adjective) Really gay but they think they're not gay but rather cool

2) (Noun) One who is very gay

Oliver is really turtlistic indeed

Turtlistic by Я Педик September 14, 2017

turtleshorts 

the best skater to ever walk the planet

bro did u switch late flip el toro? Turtleshorts already did that

turtleshorts by turtleshorts June 10, 2020

Turdlishous 

The taste of arse... After rimming your partner you express it by saying, " That was Turdlishous" The ultimate compliment..

That chicks arse was turdlishous.. She's so clean you can eat her arse and pussy....

Turdlishous by TrousersPants September 17, 2018