Turtletaub 

Noun: A very intense moment, likened to a revelation or epiphany. A Turtletaub must be a surprise - there is no such thing as a pre-meditated "'taubing." Can be very emotional and require the use of tissues, TP, or other absorbent devices for salty discharges.

Pronunciation key: Tur-til Tob

When experiencing highly intense moments involving the senses (i.e. disgusting flatulence) it would not be uncommon to hear "I've been Turtletaubed!"

Turtletaub by A. Taub March 9, 2008

turtletours 

A booba strange wee Irish man who is 'Not very poggies at all' Known across all corners of the internet for his fetish for 'Booties'

Look at him and his fannytec. He's a bit of a turtletours aint he!

turtletours by dylanc533 May 18, 2021

turtletank 

a fat bitch

damn, mike was all up in that turtletank

turtletank by last nigga on earth August 3, 2010

TurtleTurdUmbrella 

What are you looking this up? Get a life.

Your such a TurtleTurdUmbrella for looking this up.

TurtleTurdUmbrella by AidenAidenAiden March 12, 2018

turtleturd 

big pp nut suck

i just got a turtleturd form the lunch lady

turtleturd by DevanIsDumm March 30, 2021