Top Definition
While you are anywhere other than a bathroom, you have to deficate so bad that your fecal matter starts coming out of your ass. In essence your crap is poking out of your ass like a turtle's head.
I had to shit soo bad, I was turtlein' while walking home from school.
by jaymax45 April 07, 2011

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