A facial expression used when one screws up or has an 'FML moment' and doesn't give a fuck. It is more commonly used as the smiley ' :y '.
Guy 1 - Hahaha. You just spilled that all over your pants!
Guy 2 - Ah, Whatever :y (Makes the Turtle Face)
Guy 2 - Ah, Whatever :y (Makes the Turtle Face)
by Kimimaro June 9, 2009
Turtle Face is a mean, cold-hearted, black haired witch who looks unmistakably identical to a turtle. Their hobbies include systematically dissembling beautiful peoples egos as an attempt to remove the curse placed upon them by an enchanted turtle.
"Dude, that girl totally dissed your impeccable, irresistible face! What's with that?"
"She must be a Turtle Face"
"She must be a Turtle Face"
by Sexy Mushroom Face December 4, 2011
Quinn: "Why does my guy look like an egg, how is that--"
Turtle face: "Bizarro!"
Quinn: "OH DEAR SWEET GAWD!"
Turtle face: "Bizarro!"
Quinn: "OH DEAR SWEET GAWD!"
by Sub-Zero June 12, 2005
The nonverbal, neutral acknowledgement of, or showing of respect to another by making eye contact, flattening the lips, and raising the eyebrows. This act is most commonly used in passing of coworkers, the elderly, and small children. The facial expression resembles that of a turtle's face.
As Brian walked past his boss in the hallway, he used a turtle face to acknowledge his boss without saying "hello."
by cmatkins July 7, 2009
The appropriate insult for somone who is such a dickhead that they make posts or define words under somone else's name.
Look at phi's definitions of pup, fo eva, and slutbag. Phi did not write those, it was some turtle face.
by phi December 5, 2004
What you say to someone if you want them to stop talking. It doesn't make any sense, it is constructed of sailing terms, and it sounds offensive so it will keep em confused for a good minute. Especially useful on facebook, if you know what i mean.
Nick: "Gotta go to mo's"
Rob: "What are you talking about"
Nick; "Its the theme song from Modell's sporting goods, don't you love it?"
Rob: "Go capsize yourself you turtle face."
Rob: "What are you talking about"
Nick; "Its the theme song from Modell's sporting goods, don't you love it?"
Rob: "Go capsize yourself you turtle face."
by WobbyK November 4, 2009
Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!
Turtle face mushroom-head
Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?
Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?
Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee
Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?
Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?
Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee
Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.
by The Real RopeJump December 26, 2018