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Turtle Boy 

Turtle Boy refers to a statue in downtown Worcester, Ma of a boy either riding or "riding" a large sea turtle.

According to the city of Worcester and those few souls left in this town with a degree of snobbishness, the boy is riding the turtle.

According to anyone who passes by it and looks, the boy is fucking that turtle and the turtle is giving one hell of an "o-face!"

Proponents of the riding theory point to the fact that the boy, while naked, has his penis hidden by the turtle.

Proponents of the "riding" theory point to the fact that yes, the penis is hiden...in the fucking turtle.

While the turtle is making an "O-face" the boy is smiling slyly and smacking the ass....er shell I guess.

Strangely enough, the statue was made by the same guy who did the Lincoln Memorial in DC....which makes me think something is seriously sick about the Lincoln Memorial in DC.
There is no way that the statue is anything other than a boy fucking a turtle. Everyone who sees Turtle Boy knows that it is a statue of a boy fucking a turtle.

By the way....this is no joke, seriously, Worcester has a statue of a boy fucking a turtle
Turtle Boy by Thropy April 7, 2009
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Turtle boy 

A boy who had a turtle on his head that was made out of sharpie and sucks his mouth back in making him look like he doesn't have a mouth. His younger brother who is apparently "bigger in any way" acts like he's the daddy. They also have an older sister who is QUEEN of the family.
Turtle boy has the same amount of hotness as his daddy brother
Turtle boy by Bromieomie🍪 July 12, 2017

Turtle Bay Boy 

A turtle bay boy is a Justin Beiber/ talk dark and Hanson type boy, will wear jeans and a nice shirt out or a fleece top and probably enjoys playing golf and will always send emojis in a message like a year 8.

Radiates major fuck boy vibes though but gets away with it by having a cute smile
“He’s so cute I wanna get his number”
“Careful with him...proper turtle bay boy vibes”
Turtle Bay Boy by Etrap July 26, 2020

Turtleboxing 

When one flips a small boat onto a dug trench for the purpose of hot boxing the newly created airpocket.
Did u hear he's Turtleboxing that boat with his mates.
Turtleboxing by hashketeer January 23, 2015

Turtlebomb

To deficate upon a person from a distance of one story up or higher.
Tim, "Is that an ass hanging out that 3rd story window?"

Bill, "LOOK OUT! It's a Turtlebomb!"
Turtlebomb by Washudoin January 21, 2009

turtleboss

1. Nickname given to one who is a master of the penis...ie a homo
2. Bad ass Contra III stage boss who got his shit ruined
Damn, my roomate Sherman is such a turtleboss, the other day i walked in on him sucking some guy off, how shitty.
turtleboss by Howard Mallory October 5, 2003

turtleboy 

gnarly pimp who lays down the hammers
that guy on the forums...
turtleboy by tim November 18, 2003
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