Turtle Tug

A handjob received whilst on Adderall

Jacob popped an addy and decided a turtle tug was more important than his studies

by Milli Milli McMoney March 5, 2014

Turtle Tug

As a last resort to resolve an argument, An all out Tug- of- War Tournament over green jello

Wayne: Hey, i think there is only one way for us to settle this argument

Amanda: And how is that exactly?

Wayne: We play a game of Turtle Tug, loser ends up in jello, and the winner will be correct

Amanda: Lets do this!

by Jets554 July 5, 2011

Turtle Tugging

When you have your Turtle Beach headset on and your jerking off to porn off your console.

ME: "Hey, what up B!! What you up to?" B: "Just Turtle Tugging one out......MOM! GET OUT OF HERE!, Can't you see that I have my headset on??!!"

by Cant Hold MD February 9, 2011