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1.
As a last resort to resolve an argument, An all out Tug- of- War Tournament over green jello
Wayne: Hey, i think there is only one way for us to settle this argument

Amanda: And how is that exactly?

Wayne: We play a game of Turtle Tug, loser ends up in jello, and the winner will be correct

Amanda: Lets do this!
by Jets554 July 05, 2011
 
2.
A handjob received whilst on Adderall
Jacob popped an addy and decided a turtle tug was more important than his studies
by Milli Milli McMoney March 04, 2014