Turnti 

One who is of Danish decent and enjoys eating stale bagels while drunk and smells of old cheese. During which he prepares to bungee-jump with no pants on.

I enjoy being a Turnti, it keeps me in touch with nature and my loacl baker.

Turnti by John Citizen November 8, 2004

Stay Turnt 

A spelling error of Stay Tuned from Geek and Sundry. Now used as part of a end line to Talks Machina, the Critical Role after show.

Stay Turnt My Friends

Stay Turnt by LadyAmphy November 5, 2017

turnip twaddler 

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.

"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"

turnip twaddler by bikergeek November 5, 2012

Skylines and Turnstiles 

The first My Chemical Romance song written by Gerard Way. Inspired by the 9/11 incident, in which Gerard witnessed. It's the seventh track on their first album, "I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love"

Did you know Skylines and Turnstiles was MCR's first song?

Skylines and Turnstiles by MCRSavedMyLife August 9, 2009

Trunting

Trunting (Verb) Trunt (Noun) Trunter (Adj): The act of telling compulsive and completely far-fetched lies. Must be extremely obvious and unbelievable in order to be classified as a trunt.

Person 1 - "I got recruited to play soccer for Manchester United in 5th grade".
Person 2 "No you didn't, stop trunting"

Trunting by thatguydudepersonguyperson September 26, 2013

Ohio Turnpike

An expedient vehicle maneuver used when one needs to defecate immediately (typically a code brown diarrhea emergency) so one is forced to pull to the side of the road. Pull far enough off on the right shoulder and slightly angle the front of the car toward the road. Open the passenger door and no one can see you from in front or behind thus enabling the pooper to squat and lose his bowels in complete privacy.

Dude, I’m gonna’ shit myself! Pull an Ohio Turnpike NOW!!!!!

Ohio Turnpike by MagsMcGavin June 2, 2018

turning tables 

to change a situation so that you now have an advantage over someone who previously had an advantage over you turning tables" means doing the same thing to the other person. For example if someone hurts you, you find a way to turn the tables and hurt them too.

turning tables means doing the same thing to the other person. For example if someone hurts you, you find a way to turn the tables and hurt them too.
She turned the tables on her rival with allegations of corruption.

turning tables by bagherzadeh June 3, 2020