A factory which employs slaves to mass-produce turnips. Several conspiracy theorists believe that the turnip cartels and the gang wars they are involved in are the result of worldwide turnip shortages. If the federal government would legalize turnip factories, it is quite possible that starvation would disappear.
Donkey: It's darker 'an a turnip factory down here!
by Kestutis October 17, 2010

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