by the real da9runner January 15, 2012
The term "Amanda Turnbull" is used in common sense to refer to the sex position otherwise known as the butterfly. The Amanda Turnbull is the most dreamt of, exotic position that everyone should give a go. At the end of your night, you will be screaming "OH yahh"
"Can we try the Amanda Turnbull tonight baby?"
"That Amanda Turnbull made me cry out for my mommy"
"Amanda Turnbull was the most fierce thing I have ever tried"
"That Amanda Turnbull made me cry out for my mommy"
"Amanda Turnbull was the most fierce thing I have ever tried"
by xoxolove you November 11, 2008
Trew is a homo that suck to much dick and pretends to be straight that’s why he’s going for his girlfriends brother
by Trew_is_a_bitch September 5, 2018
david turnbull is a loser with 0 friends, no social life is gay with no bitches. david turnbull is a perfect example of the term L, a good example of what to say to a david turnbull is the following:
Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. Youre lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that youve wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and theres nobody to blame but you. I hope youre happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.
Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. Youre lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that youve wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and theres nobody to blame but you. I hope youre happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.
person 1: “have u seen david turnbull lately?”
person 2: “yeah i saw that fucking loser”
*stabs eyes out*
person 2: “yeah i saw that fucking loser”
*stabs eyes out*
by vanillaflavouredcumbaglolxd November 3, 2022
yo sup mamas i'm big d turnbull and I run the streets of pipers creek. Dont ark up to me or big d will come bash ya.
by daisyturnbull July 14, 2023