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verb.
To get turnt more than the averaged turner turnts. Originated with Sir Henry Lawson on the fine campus of Denison University. In order to turn up Lawson, you must puke within an hour of the party starting, and it is essential to hate virgins with a passion. There are many men and women who think they Turn Up Lawson, but they are mere imitators.
To get turnt more than the averaged turner turnts. Originated with Sir Henry Lawson on the fine campus of Denison University. In order to turn up Lawson, you must puke within an hour of the party starting, and it is essential to hate virgins with a passion. There are many men and women who think they Turn Up Lawson, but they are mere imitators.
1. "Did you see that kid at the party that was fucking four bitches at the same time while shotgunning a forty?"
2. "I didn't even know that was possible, Turn Up Lawson!"
"I've only worn a condom once" -Henry Lawson himself
2. "I didn't even know that was possible, Turn Up Lawson!"
"I've only worn a condom once" -Henry Lawson himself
by Turn Down Friedman
April 07, 2014
