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The level of goodness pertaining to God's own drink, Wild Turkey!
Turkey Man: "Got anything to drink?"
Boy: "We've got some beers and wine."
Turkey Man: "Go fetch that golden bottle out of my car and we'll list the Turkeyness of this sad ass excuse for a party!"
Boy: "Alright. no more poofter drinks for me then."
Turkey Man: "Turkey Power"
by drukenhard January 04, 2009
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The grease remaining on a meat thermometer when placed from a turkey meatloaf to a beef meatloaf.
I don't want the fucking turkeyness on my meatloaf!
by roadguy October 19, 2008
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