v. the act of masturbation
by johnniewalker2284 April 29, 2009

Sometimes when you miss chunks of poop with the toilet paper when u wipe and it dries.. then during your next anal draining you notice dry chunks of poop stuck to your asshole hairs and you start tugging at them but they're hard to catch like turkeys
by blackdynamite5454 April 19, 2011

Masturbation after a hearty Thanksgiving meal. Typically performed on the toilet whilst taking that infamous Thanksgiving afternoon dump.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017

by Ross IhavepooEdick May 27, 2009
