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A severe form of diarrhea often associated with defecating in ones drawls or missing the toilet.
"Dude that bathroom had crap all over the wall."
"Yeah, the dude must of had the turkey squirts."
by BustaNutz January 31, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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the process of accidentally squirting anal juices instead of the intended gas.
guy 1 "Ey bro listen to this!......O-Oh Shit."
guy 2 "What was that!?"
guy 1 "i just turkey squirted"
by analfrappuccino June 28, 2009
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When you are fucking your woman and you cum inside her... You grab a TURKEY BASTER shove it deep inside...
Suck the Cum out and shoot it on her face...
by GiantPurpleMonkey March 20, 2013
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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