Herdy Turdy

To poop on your partners side of the bed.

I pulled back the sheet to go to bed, and saw that my girlfriend laid down a herdy turdy.

by the stubborn swede May 6, 2022

Heardy-Turdy

When she shits on your side of the bed when she leaves.

That bitch heardy-turdy me last week, hopefully she stops wiping back-to-front soon...

by Chuckchuckwhatthefuck May 25, 2022

Turdy Squirts

Another name for "diarehha." It is when someone has severe diarehha or anal seepage.

Hey, John was in the bathroom last night for two hours because he had a severe case of the turdy squirts!

by A-Squeezy March 4, 2009

sturdy turdy

a poop that is resistent to its demise in the black hole abyss of the commode. it usually takes several attempts to get the alignment right to break its spirit and send it to its fate.

john: dude what took you so long? now we're ten minutes late.

steve: two words - sturdy turdy.

john: say no more, my last one took 5 flushes.

by tugglicious May 10, 2009

Turdy Kurd

The blending by the penis, inside the vagina, of semen and feces. Usually occurs when anal intercourse is abandoned in favor of vaginal, generally as the result of a filthy anus.

So I was with this chick last night, and I started the buttsex, but apparently she's never heard of toilet paper. So I gave her a turdy kurd.

by thorvindr February 28, 2009

dirty turdy

The turd that follows a ghost poop and makes your butt hole dirty.

The ghost poop was going swell, until I had a dirty turdy.

by Donkey Dixon May 13, 2015

Turdy/Turdblossom

A name used by sad little uninformed mindless liberals in an attempt to insult people online because they've got nothing of substance to post.

Commonly used by overweight, underemployed craigslist losers. See: JtRD

Hey Turdy/Turdblossom, I love Obama even though he is destroying America.

by 380 Million Americans November 15, 2010