Turdtoe

It's when you step in some kind of poop.

Damn, i stepped in shit! I have a Turdtoe!

Turdtoe by nouget November 23, 2011

turdtexting 

Slang term used for when someone texts a shot of their turd, or someone else’s, to another.

How did you know that I would become a fan, a complete devotee, of your raunchy little habit of turdtexting?

turdtexting by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

Turdtown, USA

Slang for an area, usually inside or adjacent to an area shared by humans, heavily populated by domestic animals.

Well my dear rabbit friends, you have certainly made this fine space into Turdtown, USA!

Turdtown, USA by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

TurdTesticle 

In the act of plowing a women in the anal region, one then attempts to pull out, thus causing feces to come shooting out on to ones testicles.

I was fucking this bitch in the ass and when i pulled out, there on my ball sack was a TurdTesticle.

TurdTesticle by Tc1-gerry-GPill-o-Pedalfoot May 16, 2010

turdteen 

When your teenager acts like such a friggin turd.

My kid has been in so much trouble he's such a turdteen!

turdteen by i feel beasty January 13, 2010

turdmoe 

The compound word "Turdmoe" is used to describe a person in which there is little value or in many cases a negative value. This insult may be more easily understood broken up into its parts, "turd - moe". "Turd" meaning a lump of fecal matter whereas "Moe" added to the end intends to personify the aforementioned "turd" with a negative connotation. The use of this word is more commonly in reference to a person in an undisclosed region of our planet. He was so nicknamed around quarter 2 of the year 2000.

Hey, Turdmoe, stop bothering us you're worthless.

turdmoe by Turdmoe May 18, 2006

Pittsburgh Turdtop 

The act of bringing one's laptop, netbook or tablet into the bathroom to use while taking a shit.

This act is called a 'Pittsburgh' turdtop due to the fact that most people in the city of Pittsburgh eat a diet that is less healthy than those in other major cities, therefore spend more time in the bathroom. To make up for the lapse in productivity, the laptop is brought into the bathroom during defecation and is a generally accepted behavior in Pittsburgh.

For some Pittsburghers, this is the only time the laptop is taken off the charger.

After a night out to eat at Fat Heads or Primanti Brothers, a person may take a Pittsburgh Turdtop for some entertainment while ass-chaos is sure to ensue.

Pittsburgh Turdtop by ratf March 21, 2011