Turdtanic 

When a buoyant turd starts to sink at one end causing the opposite end to rise out of the water. The turd will be unable to support its own weight and after only a few seconds it will violently break in half. The portion of the turd that was exposed to the air will come crashing down into the water and the two pieces will sink to the bottom of the toilet. Any corn or other undigested food unfortunate enough to be aboard this turd will be pulled under do to the vacuum effect the heavy turd creates as it sinks.

Dude, I just experienced my first Turdtanic. The splash got my ass all wet. I feel sorry for all that corn that was pulled under into a mirky cloud of shit never to be seen again.

Turdtanic by Jack Dawson February 6, 2007

turdalicious

a word used to discribe an extra nasty looking object or thing.

you are looking extra turdalicious.

turdalicious by susiekins July 8, 2007

tardtanic 

when a retards attempt at hygene is destroyed by a giant bowel movement floating in the bath tub

"don't touch me tardtanic!"

tardtanic by bigtall March 23, 2008

turdtastic 

Fantastic, and to do with turd, or poo.

On being late for an important meeting:

"Please forgive me, I was having a turdtastic time with my 14 year old daughter and lost all track of time."

turdtastic by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

TRITANIC CRAP 

A crap so large it has to break in 3 before sinking into the murky sewer toilet abyss.

Get the toilet reamer, this Tritanic Crap isn't going down without a fight.

TRITANIC CRAP by Grogan Crush April 21, 2010

TORtanic 

A portmanteau of Titantic and TOR (abbreviation for Star Wars: The Old Republic). The term is in reference to the large marketing campaign of the video game and the suspicion that it would be a financial and critical failure, similar to the fate of the RMS Titanic.

Todd: Hey bro, are you excited for that new Star Wars game?
Anthony: No dude. TORtanic is gonna sink, hard!
Todd: fr fr no cap ong????

TORtanic by Dacrin February 18, 2022

turtalicious 

Something that contains the greatness of a turtle.

Ellen:I love this website!
Elizabeth:I know! It's pretty turtalicious.

turtalicious by Elizabeth and Ellen August 9, 2008