Top Definition
Someone who constantly reminds someone of the time they have spent on the toilet while that person is trying to defecate in peace.

Similar to the word "Timekeeper"

Dude, it's been 78 seconds and you are still on the toilet.

Shut the hell up you Turdkeeper.
by The Best Definer Ever? October 10, 2010

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