Turdkeeper 

Someone who constantly reminds someone of the time they have spent on the toilet while that person is trying to defecate in peace.

Similar to the word "Timekeeper"

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Dude, it's been 78 seconds and you are still on the toilet.

Shut the hell up you Turdkeeper.

Turdkeeper by The Best Definer Ever? October 12, 2010

tardkeeper

a more refined definition from the word creator:
person who cares for mentally handicapped, similar to zookeeper only a zookeeper takes care of animals and a tardkeeper takes care of retards.

Don't feed the retards children. That's the tardkeepers job.

tardkeeper by Casey D-mack creator August 30, 2003

turdpepper 

A variety of pepper known as rat's turd

Also a variety of Carolina reaper that is brown, and when looked at from a certain orientation, it looks like turdpile

Wanna have some turdpepper soup?

turdpepper by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 10, 2021

tardkeeper

person who cares for the mentally handicapped and keeps them in line

That little retard should have a tardkeeper watching him.

tardkeeper by Casey D-mack August 29, 2003