Turdcookie
The idiot friend who keeps going back to the same person who walks all over them like a door mat and is too stubborn to realize they need to let go and move on.
Turdcookie by penguin;p July 14, 2011
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turdoodie
A turkey stuffed with fecal matter. It is usually eaten on thanksgiving and can also include a variety of other ingredients such as a whole onion, carrots, or even cornbread stuffing.
turdoodie by tofurkeyman November 25, 2011
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Turdcookie • Turdwookie • Turd Cooker • turdbookin • turdoodie • tuna cookie • Turd Courier • Turd Looker
Turdwookie
Turdwookie: One who will stab you in the back as they're hugging you, and then bill you for damaging their knife.
See also: Psychopath, Sociopath, Insurance Executive, Bank Executive, Politician, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Shillary Corporatist Clinton.
As we all know, a shit weasel is a person who will stab you in the back and then blame you for getting in the way of the knife.
Turdwookies are the bigger, meaner, richer, version found in corporate board rooms (Especially in Insurance and Banking) and high level government offices.
Both breed in polluted swamps and sewers.
See also: Psychopath, Sociopath, Insurance Executive, Bank Executive, Politician, Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Shillary Corporatist Clinton.
As we all know, a shit weasel is a person who will stab you in the back and then blame you for getting in the way of the knife.
Turdwookies are the bigger, meaner, richer, version found in corporate board rooms (Especially in Insurance and Banking) and high level government offices.
Both breed in polluted swamps and sewers.
After I paid them $14,000 this year the Turdwookies still had the gall to claim I owed $5,500 for a "deductible"
Turdwookie by Fixerguy January 29, 2025
turdbookin
turdbookin by Jennay September 17, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.