Turdacadabra 

When you defecate, and you wish to see what you have excreted, but your turd is nowhere to be seen - the turd has pulled a 'turdacadabra' on you

Dude, I've been turdacadabra'd so many times recently! It's starting to get on my nerves!

Turdacadabra by ben7777777 March 14, 2011