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tumblrexic 

anorexia brought on by viewing pictures of all the skeletally thin girls on tumblr
Anna used to be a healthy 125lbs until she got addicted to tumblr and became tumblrexic. Now she weighs 90lbs and has to buy clothes in the kids department.
tumblrexic by kellymarieismeyousee January 10, 2012

tumblricious 

A picture or quote that you would generally see on tumblr because of it's "artsy-ness"
"Did you see Kayla's picture of her feet in the sand? It was so tumblricious"

"That picture of a burning index card with fear written on it was so tumblricious"
tumblricious by CuteLoad. December 29, 2011

Tumblritis 

The effect Tumblr has on its "bloggers". Slowly they become more and more hipster, eventually reblogging meaningless photos of images of Harry Potter defeating a sparkling Edward Cullen or cats sleeping peacefully.

This disease is nearly almost fatal, turning even the most normal adolescent into a Twilight-hating, hipster-esque, online-shopping, self-important asshole.
The only hope is an intervention before it's too late.
Jane: What happened to Beth? She used to hang out with us all the time.
Terry: Well, she got a Tumblr...
Jane: You don't mean-
Terry: Yes. Tumblritis.
Jane: Shit. Now she's going start wearing those stupid hats they don't stay on your head right and those fake glasses.
Terry: She already tried to convince me that Stephenie Meyer is a she-devil trying to steal J.K. Rowling's fire, who is apparently some type of Messiah.
Jane: Fucking Tumblritis. It ruins people.
Terry: It sure does.
Tumblritis by messie.egghead December 15, 2010

Tumblrfucking

When two or more Tumblr users with blogs of primarily erotic content are liking & reblogging each other's content in real time, meaning all parties are online at the same time, leading to mutual sexual arousal.
"Man, I was browsing through this hot lady's blog of sexy stuff last night, and the next thing I know, we were Tumblrfucking for about an hour or so. "
Tumblrfucking by Averagejoe316 September 28, 2018

Tumblrlicking 

Tumblrlicking is the Englisg teenage stupid ass slang used when you are eating out you’re girlfriend whilst scrolling through tumblr.
Mrs.Robinson(gf): sweet-TEA are you tumblrlicking my vagina right now?
Christian(bf): *pees on gf* DONT’T YOU EVER TELL ME NOT TO TUMBLRLICK YOU AGAIN GRANDMA!!

Mrs.Robinson: *Dies of poisonous pee* BITCH IM SORRY!!
Christian: *Humps dying corpse*
Tumblrlicking by Jeon Jungshook February 16, 2019

Tumblritis 

Inflammation of self to Tumblr. Can't-get-enough-of-tumblr disease.
Dude, I didn't get to class because of Tumblritis.
Tumblritis by kissables March 13, 2010