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stutton the tutton
Quite similar to button the mutton (i.e., to give a hand- or blowjob), however, stutton the tutton is generally much rougher and only performed by the most willing of partners. Therefore it is common for one to take serious offense when asked to stutton the tutton if they are unwilling.
-I asked her to stutton my tutton on the first date and she slapped me.
-Dude, you don't stutton the tutton EVER on the first date if you want to be a righteous dude.
-Dude, so I asked to button the mutton but she went all the way for a stutton!
-Dude, you don't stutton the tutton EVER on the first date if you want to be a righteous dude.
-Dude, so I asked to button the mutton but she went all the way for a stutton!
stutton the tutton by Stubernic June 12, 2009
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brady tutton
Brady tutton is an Shorewood Wisconsin raised singer now in a band called In Real Life with Michael Conor, Drew, Sergio, and Chance. They all one a record deal with Hollywood Records and has a long journey ahead of him and his fellow band mates!
brady tutton by Faith.T October 3, 2017
The Tutton
Pulling a Tutton, its when a really white guy gets rejected by a close friend and asks out another girl (Usually merked) just to show off
Guy 1: Wanna go out
Girl 1: Nope were too close of friends
Guy 1: Wanna go out
Girl 2: Ok
Guy 1: Look at my merked shordy
Guy 2: Bro you just pulled The Tutton
Girl 1: Nope were too close of friends
Guy 1: Wanna go out
Girl 2: Ok
Guy 1: Look at my merked shordy
Guy 2: Bro you just pulled The Tutton
The Tutton by Jacky J Dog June 15, 2018
Tifton
The billboard capital of the world.
Tifton also claims to be the capital of everything in the world, including turf grass and reading.
Tifton also claims to be the capital of everything in the world, including turf grass and reading.
Tifton by 666Blue666Devil666 March 31, 2009
tufting
Also pronounced "tuftin." When a person (usually female, but not exclusively) wears a garment so low cut that the top of the pubic hair shows. Usually applies to underwear, but there are more extreme cases of tufting out of trousers or a skirt.
tufting by thebunnyhorse December 1, 2004
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"