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turd tucking

The act of tucking ones turd under a subject's car door handle in such a way as to guarantee that the subject's fingertips are submerged in anal excrement.
Turd tucking can be used as a practical joke, revenge or just for fun. You should securely place your turd log under someone's car door handle and watch from a safe distance as hilarity ensues.

tuckfard 

A pseudospoonerism of fucktard, it means the same, but is generally used when saying the "fuck" part would be frowned upon.
"He fertilized his lawn with gasoline? What a tuckfard!"

Hampster Tucking 

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.
My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.
the act of a man taking his penis and hiding it bewteen his thighs in order to create the illusion of female genitals
Oh, shit!I thought you were a chick, but you were just tucking!
tucking by meowza May 2, 2005

tucking my shirt in 

Jacking off in front of a minor, as Rudy Giuliani did in the second Borat movie.
"I was just tucking my shirt in", claimed Rudolph, while smelling his own fingers.
A tuckie is a girl around the ages 13-16, usually seen at parties in the greensborough area. A 'Mint Tuckie' is a attractive tuckie.
Fuck man, look at all the tuckies!
Tuckie by brun October 27, 2008