A male penguin who boozes, waddles, and pimps his sidekick to get him $5 whores.
Oh man there goes the Maestro- that Tuchie is my hero.
by Carnie Kick September 25, 2009
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AH! You stuck your finger in my tuchis!
by rOast b33f May 31, 2005
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Meaning to "Lick the Butthole." A funny line made famous off of Sex and the City.

Example:
Miranda: "Yea, it was good. Except he kinda... licked my butt!"

Samantha: "Be specific, you mean the cheeks or..."

Miranda: "It was more localized than that."

Carrie: "Wait a minute, are we talking Tuchis-Lingus?!!!"

Miranda: "I'm afraid so... And I thought it was weird. It's weird right? Are we doing this now?!"

Samatha: "Well, if the guy's willing, why not?"

Miranda: "Anyone other than Samantha?!"”
by SexAndTheCityLover88 July 12, 2008
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