Tsarnas 

Slang for the specific felony of having sexual intercourse with a victims nose and then repeatedly asking them how it was and if they had any tips or pointers for them.

Man, I'd like to tsarnas that bitch until her nose broke!

Tsarnas by Eve Macgregor February 26, 2008

dzhokhar tsarnaev 

SUSPECT of the Boston Bombings.
INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY <--- a phrase that a lot of idiots don't seem to be able to grasp.
Ran because he WITNESSED HIS BROTHER'S MURDER, ALSO WOULDNT YOU RUN WITH ALL THOSE FEDS CHASING YOU WITH GUNS?!
Currently being negatively judged by a load of idiots who decide to eat the media's shit instead of researching the facts of the case, and is most likely, being framed for a crime he and his brother did not commit. A nice boy, who had his whole future ahead of him.
Don't judge until you've researched the facts and the evidence. Or go sit in a corner and be an ignorant arse, your choice.

me: i dont think dzhokhar tsarnaev and his brother tamerlan committed the boston bombings
others: oh but cnn said theY DID.....you mUST BE terroRIST SYMPATHIZER....omg he muslim he russian he foREIGN HE MUST HAVE DONE IT
me: stfu go sit in a corner and check yourself

dzhokhar tsarnaev by chapplebapple May 2, 2013

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev 

A sick, twisted, foreign, son of a bitch that planted a bomb during a 2013 marathon that hurt and killed innocent Americans, then he ran like a pussy until he got caught by Americans.

(Americans lift a boat in random person's backyard and what do we find hiding like a coward... oh look, it's a piss pant punk ass bitch...)
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev: "дерьмо" (ENGLISH translation: Shit)
Americans: fuck you, asshole, now you've got hell to pay!

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev by chechnyan chort April 19, 2013

tsarnaev 

"tsarnaev" (noun) is the new term for asylum seeker who lives completely on US Government entitlements. Refugees, tsarnaev of Chechnya, embraced radical Islamic issues and acted out in mass destruction, bombing the Boston Marathon in April 2013.

"The mother tsarnaev is proving on international television to be ungrateful for the entitlements and freedom by stealing $1624 worth of fashions from Lord & Taylor, fleeing back to the old country, then claiming the old country is where tsarnaevs should have lived."

"One tsarnaev drove a vehicle over the other tsarnaev."

tsarnaev by JanetZumba April 26, 2013

tarnastic 

a compliment with a slight taste of sarcasm :D

oh you actually did your goddamn math homework? you’re so tarnastic buddy.

tarnastic by 4_big_guys March 25, 2024

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev 

Boston Marathon 2013 Bombing suspect who needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)" - bonus points if you know where my quote comes from-at the parking lot where he killed that MIT police officer.

Dude 1) Why do you want to kill Dzhokhar Tsarnaev by lupara blasts? Wouldn't that violate the 8th Amendment to The US Constitution against cruel and unusual punishment. Why not just have him machine gunned to death by firing squad and get it over with?

Dude 2) : lolz, you should listen to New York State Senator Gregory Ball. IHHO terrorists like Dzhokhar Tsarnaev don't deserve either Miranda Rights, let alone protection under the 8th Amendment, even if they are American citizens. IMHO after the lupara blasts, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev needs to be strung Mussolini-style on the electrical post nearest the actual finish line of the 2013 Boston Marathon in order to pay for his crimes against civilization.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev by Uncle Dimma June 11, 2013

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev 

(bonus points if you know where my quote concerning the lupara blasts comes from).

Boston Marathon 2013 Bombing suspect who needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)" in order to pay for his crimes

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev does not, under any circumstances deserve his Miranda Rights, even if he is and an American citizen. He does indeed need to have his body torn apart by lupara blasts, and then strung Mussolini-style on a telegraph pole nearest the explosion at the Boston Marathon Bombing.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev by Uncle Dimma November 12, 2013