The act of misinformed Americans collectively sucking Donald Trump's dick while he shits on the world.
by PurpDerp April 5, 2016
by Pallor42 December 12, 2016
A reverse blumpkin. When a female is sitting on the toilet, taking a shit, and fellating a dude standing in front of her.
That bitch is so freaky, the blumpkin wasn't wild enough for her. I hear she is now obsessed with the trumpkin.
by Antonio Blackcock November 7, 2008
you're seein all this crazy shit, trippin out. then you realizeyou gotta poop, the act that results (taking a shit while getting your head blown) is a trumpkin
by poter987noogs1 October 30, 2008
A delicious beverage, usually drunk by republicans, it includes tasteful racism and one of the most God awful haircuts. Made from the freshest of trumpkins. You should start your day off feeling racist and political.
by SatanIsMyHomie November 27, 2015
The key demographic of Donald Trump supporters; primarily white males who live in rural areas and lack college educations. They are typically racist, gullible and technologically inapt. See bumpkin and country bumpkin.
I sold some ignorant Country Trumpkin the Brooklyn Bridge for $10,000, because I told him he could collect tolls and become a millionaire.
by Randy Fucking Rogers April 14, 2017
An ignorant redneck from a blood red state, that supports Trump only to justify his/her prejudice and racism.
by Alerick February 1, 2017