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A sneaky, mischievious hair style made famous by Donald Trump which disables the viewer to opine whether it is a) a toupee, or b) real hair.
El Camino - is it a car, is it a truck? NO, it's El Camino!!!
TrumpDo - is it a toupee, is it real hair? NO, it's a TrumpDo!!!

Guy1 - Damn dude, check out the toupee on that guy!
Guy 2 - Fuck you dude; $20 bet that is real hair.
Guy 1 - I don't have $20. Shall we call a truce and just call it a TrumpDo?
Guy 2- You got it.
TrumpDo by ayankinsyd June 4, 2007
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A promise or commitment made by the 45th U.S. President, Donald Trump, that employs deliberate deception.
He promised to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. That turned out to be another Trumpcon.
Trumpcon by c.linguist August 12, 2020

Trumployed 

Employment caused by President Trump putting tariffs on slave labor China goods, and allowing blue collar workers in democratic nations to produce these goods with livable wages.
I am now Trumployed and supporting my family with my job at the factory.
Trumployed by Chopper18 May 23, 2018

Trumpadour

pun on Pompadour -- the hairstyle Donald J. Trump uses, an upsweept non-part style that he should've left back in the'50s.
Wow, I have a bad haircut, bed head, & hat head all at once.

Yeah, bruh, you're totally rocking that Trumpadour style!
Trumpadour by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 17, 2016

Trumpconomic 

Invoking tariffs, threatening treaties, speaking in blunt terms and using heavy handed tactics to ensure countries respect all of your competitive advantages, in an effort to ensure your country receives fair trade assurances.
Seemingly unafraid of political criticism from those favoring a global economy and open borders, the president used Trumpconomic policies to narrow the gigantic trade deficit.
Trumpconomic by Chopper18 July 12, 2018

Trumpology

Contrary to the traditional apology or statement of regret for one's actions, the trumpology is where one actually doubles down, steers into the skid, and makes a comment that serves to inflate the original offense.
Trumpology ex #1:
Anderson Cooper: "Mr. Trump, many activists are demanding that you apologize for claiming that you will build a wall along the US-Mexico border if elected president. What do you have to say to them?"
The Donald: "We're gonna build a wall...and Mexico is going to pay for it!"

Trumpology ex #2:
Reporter: "Johnny, now that you've been released from the Browns, are you going to clean up your act?"
Johnny Manziel: "I'm living out in LA with my guy, Von Miller. We might be partying six nights a week but we're trying to get our lives together, bro. I just wanna ball, bro. I don't think there's anything wrong with partying, bro. There's a difference between partying and being out of control."

Trumpholio 

An opening, that hot air and nasty things pour out of uncontrollably.
The Pretendsident opened his Trumpholio while waving his tiny fists in the air, and out poured venom and spite towards his fellow Americans.
Trumpholio by good trumps evil January 26, 2017