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Trollmite
Person 1: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING MY WIFE
Person 2: I'm being a Trollmite. doing a little trolling just a smidge
Person 2: I'm being a Trollmite. doing a little trolling just a smidge
Trollmite by CHESTA CHOMPER December 15, 2020
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Trollkitu • Trollita • Trollium • trollkin • Trollfitte • Trollicus • Trolligus • trolliquette • trollite • Trolliteration
Trollitics
A combination of Troll and Politics
Description (usually derogatory) of in-house politics / arguments / flame wars etc. that often occur in established message boards and online forums.
As many boardsand groups are self-selecting and tend to agree on major issues trollitics is often, though not always bound up in past arguments, spats and conflicts.
Trollitics usually but not always indicates personal issues and often reflect a dislike between individuals and individual styles of communication rather than the subject being discussed.
Due to the similar effect of creating disharmony anger and rancour trollitics is named after the infamous trolls and trolling that disrupt many online boards and discussions
Description (usually derogatory) of in-house politics / arguments / flame wars etc. that often occur in established message boards and online forums.
As many boardsand groups are self-selecting and tend to agree on major issues trollitics is often, though not always bound up in past arguments, spats and conflicts.
Trollitics usually but not always indicates personal issues and often reflect a dislike between individuals and individual styles of communication rather than the subject being discussed.
Due to the similar effect of creating disharmony anger and rancour trollitics is named after the infamous trolls and trolling that disrupt many online boards and discussions
Sorry but I'm really not interested in getting involved in this board's trollitics
Watch out for that discussion thread there seems to be a whole lot of trollitics going on
Watch out for that discussion thread there seems to be a whole lot of trollitics going on
Trollitics by Presticogitator August 23, 2011
Trollium
Trollium is a very rare element naturally found in the cerebellum of trolls. Each troll contains only 1mg of trollium, which makes it very hard to get. The only way you can acquire pure trollium ore is to physically kill a troll and melt down its own head.
Trollium by trollerskate September 3, 2011
trolliumpkin
the act of giving oral sex (filatio) while a Trolli-O candy, sour apple or peach, is placed over the male reproductive organ. The female must engage in oral sex and consume the candy.
trolliumpkin by MickeyDangles December 9, 2008
Trolliteration
Found in many literary essays, this rhetorical device can be used when wanting to troll the reader or audience.
Trolliteration by qwertukl March 3, 2011
trolliquette
The abandonment of social responsibility at the door of the supermarket. Once behind the handle of a trolley - mildly offensive indivuals morph into psychopaths. Tends to be worse in the case of newly retired baby boomers.
Did you see that guy's trolliquette? He stopped right in front of me to look at the sanitary products.
trolliquette by Richard Hamill September 27, 2006
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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