Trip short people month

During Trip Short People Month, also known as “December,” you can trip anyone 5’6” or under

A: Why did you trip me?
B: Because it’s Trip Short People Month, and you’re 5’4”
A: I measured myself over break! I’m 5’5”!
B: That’s a fucking lie, but it makes no difference

by nattycowdoy December 2, 2021

National Trip Tall People Day

Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.

“Tomorrow is National Trip Tall People Day,” yelled Jorden, at the top of his lungs.

by Leader of the Short People October 22, 2020

National Trip Tall People Day

Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller

Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day

by Poop_Snorkler October 20, 2021

Tripping People

The next level of being high on LSD or Magic mushrooms. Commonly experienced when DMT is engested. The highest a person can get.

I'm so high my balls are tripping people!

by CiCi and the cookie monster September 24, 2021