Linda, meaning "beautiful" in Spanish. Treat Linda Day is celebrated annually on October 16th and is a day to treat the Linda's in your life. Whether they are Linda's by name or Linda by meaning, celebrate and treat them on Treat Linda Day.
Don't feel you have to treat small either! Size matters for your Linda! When expressing your feeling, bigger is always better!!
"Linda, I bought you flowers for your special day!"
"Thank you, but I'm confused, what special day?"
"Well today, of course! It's Treat Linda Day and you are a Linda by name and by meaning!" Saying this will definitely get you lots of brownie points and if you're lucky, even more than brownie points!!
Bottles Bullshit Trend Line, (BBLT) - Used by the not-so-famous Bottle Rocket of Greatland fame who once laid a trend line on a chart with zero experience, and rode the sucker for well over a year.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!