Linda, meaning "beautiful" in Spanish. Treat Linda Day is celebrated annually on October 16th and is a day to treat the Linda's in your life. Whether they are Linda's by name or Linda by meaning, celebrate and treat them on Treat Linda Day.
Don't feel you have to treat small either! Size matters for your Linda! When expressing your feeling, bigger is always better!!
"Linda, I bought you flowers for your special day!"
"Thank you, but I'm confused, what special day?"
"Well today, of course! It's Treat Linda Day and you are a Linda by name and by meaning!" Saying this will definitely get you lots of brownie points and if you're lucky, even more than brownie points!!
Bottles Bullshit Trend Line, (BBLT) - Used by the not-so-famous Bottle Rocket of Greatland fame who once laid a trend line on a chart with zero experience, and rode the sucker for well over a year.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.