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a TreeKey is a tree that works with your keys to rape and kill you. Your keys jump out of your hand, and while you stop to pick them up, the tree's branches pick you up and wrap themselves around you. Then their little tree willy comes out... they also have a loose connection to clowns

(aka freaky treekeys)
John "what happened to that girl from accross the street?"
Alice "I heard she was murdered by one of those Treekeys, those things are scary"
by LEAMUIRLAY May 25, 2012
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