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An elusive type of deer only ever heard about when it is apparently hit by a car at night with no witnesses to corroborate the driver’s story. Genetically similar to a telephone pole deer. Me: What happened to your car? The front end is smashed!
You: Oh that, um, I hit a deer on the way home from the party last night. Me: Ahh right, right, must have been one of those tree deer. |
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