John: well me and some friends were gonna go on a road trip.
Joe: trust me, cancel you don't wanna miss the chance to hang out with Travis!
John: really? Well what are you guys plans?
Joe: don't know, whatever we do, with Travis never fails to be a good time for all, mostly epic, never less then remarkable!
Stacy: so I heard you went out with Travis, I have to know, is it all true?
Katie: I have no words.
Stacy: really your not gonna tell me!?
Katie: yes! The answer is yes! And I feel like saying yes! Yes! Is really all I can say, and mostly what I kept saying!
Stacy: so it's true, Travis, how? Who cares it's true. Wow?
He is very caring for those close to him, but say one word to him and he will kick your ass.
Don't mess with this mother fucker.
guy 2 "I know.. that was so travis!!"
girl 1 "look, over there, look at that guy!..."
girl 2 "wow.. deffinitely a travis"
He will love you right and make any girl feel like a princess, He loves you for you and wouldn't want you any other way. When he tells you something, he means it.
He has a big penis and works wonders!!
Has amazing hip jyration.
He loves you and fucks you right!
If you have a Travis in your life, Marry him.
You wont find anyone else like him.
Travis: Yes over, and over.