Traumarous 

An occurrence/incident that could be classed as mildly traumatic to the person whom the incident occurs, but rather amusing to his/her friends and passers by.

A chap falls up the stairs on the escalator. He has no injuries apart from a hit to his pride. This is Traumarous.

The embarrassing chat you had with your boss could be described as traumarous.

Traumarous by Catbin October 14, 2011

Traumargument 

The obnoxious method of pretending to win an argument by claiming to have more trauma than the person being argued against so the claimant can continue to do whatever they feel like.

Person A: You really shouldn't chew your food with your mouth open. It's disgusting.

Person B: I have trauma from when my daddy told me to chew with my mouth closed, and if I chew with my mouth closed I have traumatic flashbacks of my daddy trauma.

Person A: You're making this into a traumargument?

Person B: Mmmmhmmmm. *chews louder with mouth open.

Traumargument by King Kermit February 21, 2022

tamarous 

Self obsessed, can be obnoxiously loud and has a very bitchy anger problem.

Tamarous - "SWEAR ON MY LIFE!!!! HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY FOR THE FUCKING TRUCK!!! SWEAR ON MY LIFE, YOU'RE A LYING PIECE OF SHIT ANTHONY. $500 MY ASS"

tamarous by sister11111 January 16, 2010

Traumaroused 

The act of simultaneously being traumatized and aroused by someone or something.

Seeing Eric in a sexy unicorn costume left me traumaroused.

Traumaroused by Cyberich November 7, 2016

Traumadussy 

Your exs pussy who you have a trauma bond with.

Were so bad for each other. I’m still obsessed with them even though we’re so toxic for one another.

~TRAUMADUSSY~

Traumadussy by Shidibalz June 12, 2022

Traumapost

A form of goalpost manipulation where the ultimate objective is to provoke maximum trauma in a target. The traumapost is the moving standard of safety, the shifting boundary that lures the target into revealing vulnerabilities. First, the target shares surface details. The baiter reciprocates, building trust. Then deeper details. More trust. Then traumas. Then triggers. Each step, the post moves—what feels safe expands, what seems normal to share grows—until the target has revealed everything that can hurt them. At that moment, the post stops moving, and the trauma begins. Every vulnerability is exploited, every trigger pulled, every wound reopened. The traumapost has done its work: mapped the target's psyche, then destroyed it.

Example: "They wanted to destroy her, so they set up a traumapost. First, they asked about her childhood. Innocent. Then her relationships. Still innocent. Then her losses. Vulnerable, but she trusted. Then her deepest traumas—the abuse, the grief, the fears. She told them everything, believing she'd found understanding. Then the messages started—each one targeting a specific trauma, each word chosen to wound. The post had moved gradually, inevitably, until she'd given them the map to her own destruction."

Traumapost by Dumu The Void February 18, 2026