Dracula: Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

Bobby "Boris" Pickett: its now the mash its now the moster mash
by Kenny Luge October 9, 2006
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When at the bottom position of a tranny or hermaphrodite 69 and the he/she's junk lays atop your neck and chest area.
Damn...that shin just gave me a Transylvania Necktie!?!?
by Curly Lopez November 5, 2013
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Tea made by using a bloody tampon dunked in hot watter
A vampire dicided he was tired of fresh blood so he asked for transylvania tea.
by richardhead69 March 7, 2009
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The act of making love to a fresh cadaver and then proceeding to receive a blow job from another living person and then slapping them across the face with your cock.
"Dude what'd you do last night?"

"I went to the morgue with your mom and gave her the ol' Transylvania Flopper"
by cgaines November 18, 2007
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Transylvania Traintracks is another term for laced coffee, or coffee with another substance in it. Coffee that has trace amounts of LSD, Cocaine, or any other drug inside of it would be considered Transylvania Traintracks. The reason it is called Transylvania Traintracks is that the Romanian scientist (Romania is modern-day Transylvania) was killed with laced coffee. The "Traintracks" part is there to remind you that it hits you like a steel train.
I just ran a train on those Transylvania Traintracks and I feel like shit now.
by KKKoolkids November 21, 2017
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Getting road head so good that it feels like she is sucking out your soul, you loose control and crash, resulting in your meat being a bloody mangled mess
Joe thought getting some road head on a Friday night was great, until he slammed into a parked car and Kate gave him a Transylvania Trolley instead.
by Dr.Jeffery August 25, 2018
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