1. Vegetarianism- You'll slowly give up meat but you will also refuse to eat vegetables because you're stubborn.
2. Cup Noodleism- Your lack of nutrition from no meat and vegetables will lead to you only eating cup noodles.
3. Hypertension- Your addiction for cup noodles will give you high blood pressure and give you a high risk of death.
4. Tranny Obsession- You'll develop an obsession over trannies like John Luu because your mind's going insane.
5. Bad Spelling- In addition, since your mind is going insane, you'll spell easy words wrong.
6. Craziness- You'll start to laugh for no reason at all and everyone will think you're on drugs but in reality you've been infected with Trangitis. At this point, it's too late and you've now become a Trang.
Symptons- Barfing, Meatphobia, spelling chocolate wrong, addiction to Gossip Girl, Weirdness