A trailer pizza is a tasty treat enjoyed by trailer dwellers everywhere.

To make a trailer pizza:
Take a tortilla and spread ketchup on the top to be the sauce. Then cover with American Cheese slices. To be healthy and have your vegetable intake most trailer denizens add some whole dill gherkins to the top. Next sprinkle grated Spam on top and dollop with a heaping portion mayonnaise. It is important to put the mayonnaise on before cooking.

To cook place in a dirty microwave for ten minutes. Enjoy with the traditional sauce of half Keystone and half clotted cream.
by AvrilCyrus July 7, 2009
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when you take a piece of cheap white bread, squirt ketchup on it, put cheese on the top of it and leave it out in the sun to warm up.
Kid: What's for dinner tonight
Mom: Trailer Park Pizza!
Kid: aw mom, not again!
by Oleander Van Buren September 12, 2010
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when you toast a piece of bread, squirt ketchup on it, put cheese on the top of it and put it in the microwave to melt
Damn, theres no food in the house, i guess we're having trailer park pizza again
by Chchcheckitout! May 9, 2010
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