Synonym for a half puerto rican, half black car mechanic. Altough associated with the African American and Mexican races, said mechanic ironically dresses in Polo Ralph Lauren. Altough this seems to be a condradiction due to his social status, a "Trae Colon" would live in a rich neighborhood(see Cville) where lacrosse, aka laxxx, is the preferred sport of choice. A "Trae Colon" also has the potential to randomly and spastically shout out "Shhaaaapppppp!", refering to his mechanic shop where he is employed. On a side note, Trae Colon is a pimp (See Andrew VS).
"Brah, should we chill in Jville or Cville tonight?"
"No dude, lets chillax with Trae motherfucking Colon."
"No dude, lets chillax with Trae motherfucking Colon."
by chillaxervs April 20, 2005